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Alestier-LaMont
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Last Visit: 53 weeks ago
Alestier F. LaMont
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Personal Zone
Misc. Zone
This is the place where you can personalize your profile!
But, how?
By moving, adding and personalizing widgets.
You can drag and drop to rearrange.
You can edit widgets to customize them.
The left side has widgets you can add!
Some widgets you can only access when you get a premium membership.
Some widgets have options that are only available when you get a premium membership.
We've split the page into zones!
Certain widgets can only be added to certain zones.
"Why," you ask? Because we want profile pages to have freedom of customization, but also to have some consistency. This way, when anyone visits a deviant, they know they can always find the art in the top left, and personal info in the top right.
Don't forget, restraints can bring out the creativity in you!
Now go forth and astound us all with your devious profiles!
Hair Color: [ ] Brown - $100 [x] Blond - $50 [ ] Black - $15 [ ] Bald - $5 [ ] Other-$75
Total so far: $50
Eye Color: [ ] Brown - $50 [ ] Green - $75 [x] Blue $150 [ ] Hazel $100 [ ] Other - $15
Total so far: $200
Height: [ ] Over 7′ - $200 [ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175 [x] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150 [ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75 [ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85 [ ] Under 5′4 - $275
Total so far: $350
Age: [ ] 50 to 56 - $175 [ ] 46 to 50 - $150 [ ] 41 to 45 - $125 [ ] 31 to 40 - $100 [X] 26 to 30 - $75 [ ] 21 to 25 - $50 [ ] 19 to 20 - $25 [ ] 0 to 18 - $100
Total so far: $425
Birth Order: [ ] Twins or more than twins - $750 [ ] First Born - $320 [ ] Only Child - $250 [x] second born - $150 [x] Middle child - $100 [ ] Last Born - $100 [ ] third born - $550 [ ] fourth born - $300 [ ] fifth born - $400 [ ] sixth born -$215
Total so far: $675
Drink? [ ] I did like twice - $400 [ ] Only Holidays - $250 [x] Sometimes - $215 [ ] YES - $200 [ ] only weekends - $300 [ ] Every other day - $50 [ ] Once a day - $15 [ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [ ] No - $600
Total so far: $890
Vision? [x] perfect vision $400 [ ]need or have glasses/ contacts but don't wear them $200 (Sev! Wear them! You'll look distinguished and scholarly, and I get to tease you about your age!) [ ] No correction $100 [ ] Glasses $50 [ ] contacts $25 [ ] Surgical correction -$100
Total so far: $1290
Shoe Size: [ ] 13+ - $300 [ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250 [ ] 11 to 12 - $400 [x] 7 to 10 - $500 [ ] Under 7- $450
Total so far: $1790
Favorite Colors (two): [ ] Green-$750 [ ] Red - $600 [ ] Black - $100 [ ] Yellow -$475 [ ] Brown - $300 [ ] Purple - $225 [x] White - $400 [ ] Aqua - $350 [ ] Orange - $300 [ ] Blue - $300 [ ] Pink - $100 [x] Other - $500 (I...don't know, really.)
Total: $2690
Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [ ] Yes $0 [x] Nope - $1000 [ ] some- $750
Final Total: $3690
Amazing, 3.7 thousand a night. Perhaps I should work in the Uranus Sector instead.
Welcome to DeviantArt, dear brother. We're all very glad to have you here.
Except Sev.
Who is not glad to see you.
Decidedly not.
Best not to approach him at any point, he's not in the best of moods to see you.
Seriously.
-- Am I too dirty, am I too flirty? Do I like what you like? I could be wholesome, I could be loathsome: guess I'm a little bit shy! Why don't you like me, why don't you like me, without making me try?
-- Am I too dirty, am I too flirty? Do I like what you like? I could be wholesome, I could be loathsome: guess I'm a little bit shy! Why don't you like me, why don't you like me, without making me try?
Except Sev.
Who is not glad to see you.
Decidedly not.
Best not to approach him at any point, he's not in the best of moods to see you.
Seriously.
--
Am I too dirty, am I too flirty? Do I like what you like?
I could be wholesome, I could be loathsome: guess I'm a little bit shy!
Why don't you like me, why don't you like me, without making me try?
My, we shall see, won't we?
But you have a nice voice.
Er.
No.
--
Am I too dirty, am I too flirty? Do I like what you like?
I could be wholesome, I could be loathsome: guess I'm a little bit shy!
Why don't you like me, why don't you like me, without making me try?
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