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About Me Member Lurker Alestier-LaMontMale/France Recent Activity Deviant for 1 Year
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This is ridiculous.

Sun Feb 1, 2009, 3:32 AM
Hair Color:
[ ] Brown - $100
[x] Blond - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other-$75

Total so far: $50


Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[x] Blue $150
[ ] Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15

Total so far: $200


Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[x] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[ ] Under 5′4 - $275

Total so far: $350


Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[X] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[ ] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $425


Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[ ] First Born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[x] second born - $150
[x] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born - $550
[ ] fourth born - $300
[ ] fifth born - $400
[ ] sixth born -$215

Total so far: $675


Drink?
[ ] I did like twice - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[x] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[ ] No - $600

Total so far: $890

Vision?
[x] perfect vision $400
[ ]need or have glasses/ contacts but don't wear them $200 (Sev! Wear them! You'll look distinguished and scholarly, and I get to tease you about your age!)
[ ] No correction $100
[ ] Glasses $50
[ ] contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction -$100

Total so far: $1290


Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $450

Total so far: $1790


Favorite Colors (two):
[ ] Green-$750
[ ] Red - $600
[ ] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[ ] Purple - $225
[x] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[x] Other - $500 (I...don't know, really.)

Total: $2690

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[x] Nope - $1000
[ ] some- $750

Final Total: $3690




Amazing, 3.7 thousand a night. Perhaps I should work in the Uranus Sector instead.

  • Mood: Neutral
  • Drinking: Coconut juice.

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Nice try.
  • Interests: Most certainly not you. I find coconuts refreshing.
  • Favourite movie: Not quite my cup of tea.
  • Favourite band or musician: See above.
  • Favourite genre of music: I have spent my childhood listening to awful, sleazy, cabaret-style music from the next room. No.
  • Favourite artist: Nobody. Or a classmate. Once. Er.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Do you honestly think I have time for poetry?
  • Favourite photographer: None that took any photos of me. Leave no visual evidence.
  • Wallpaper of choice: Clean. It's difficult to come by here.
  • Personal Quote: ...
  • Tools of the Trade: Something dangerous to you.

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Comments


:iconlikelihood-lamont:
Welcome to DeviantArt, dear brother. :D We're all very glad to have you here.

Except Sev.

Who is not glad to see you.

Decidedly not.

Best not to approach him at any point, he's not in the best of moods to see you.

Seriously.

--
Am I too dirty, am I too flirty? Do I like what you like?
I could be wholesome, I could be loathsome: guess I'm a little bit shy!
Why don't you like me, why don't you like me, without making me try?
:iconalestier-lamont:
Nice to see you too, Likelihood.

My, we shall see, won't we?
:iconseveritystilbian:
Did you call me today, Alestier? :3
:iconalestier-lamont:
No.

But you have a nice voice.

Er.

No.
:iconlikelihood-lamont:
8D

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Am I too dirty, am I too flirty? Do I like what you like?
I could be wholesome, I could be loathsome: guess I'm a little bit shy!
Why don't you like me, why don't you like me, without making me try?
:iconseveritystilbian:
Hello, Alestier. :) Nice to see you again.

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